lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened
no but dude like he had to really shove his face in there to have done that jesus chrsit was his face going towards your ass at quantum speed
Voldemort comin out ya ass cheek
here man i got the perfect book for u
with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
sexual orientation: alone
my town has been experiencing a huge drought and the first time it really rains in years this fucking happens
TIME TO GO
and what a great investment that was
i hope u enjoy this true but horrible association burned into ur brain
Disgusting. Absolutely fucking disgusting. You forgot Dragonite’s horrible shiny tho.
whats the pokemon between groudon and ursaring?
i dont know… anybody have a pokedex?
every show needs a musical episode. even if it’s terribly out of place and confusing and nobody on the cast can sing it needs a musical episode. musical episodes
raise your hand if you need to get laid like right fuckin now